Q: I loathe your opinion! You're personally to blame for every bad thing that ever happened, and should tear off your own arm and beat yourself to death with it.

We hate you and you're terrible; you have offensive personal odor and an onion-loving mother.


A: Thank you! I'll be here all night, ladies and germs! Tip your waitress.



Q: "Ain't nothin' in the middle of the road but yellow stripes and dead armadillos."

A: That's one thing. What about a sandwich or a pencil, know what I mean?

Or like how some things have inedible centers, like a peach, and some have edible centers only, like a push-freeze.



This isn't some new perfect thing, either. There's gonna be a "too moderate" just like there's a "too liberal" or "too conservative".

The obvious thing is not to be too centrist; you have to take sides, and mean it. We just, y'know, need a minute to think about it.



Q: This stuff is too long. Can't you make it shorter? I don't have time to read all your stuff, guy.

A: "I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead." - Mark Twain









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